Just for fun

[orek]

LMAO! Omigod, I'm so glad I hadn't just taken a sip of coffee when I got to the tub bit followed by the "Run Castle Run!" That.... is disturbing. But time + tragedy and all that. And Owl Woman? Oh dear.

I only recall fainting once in my life, and that was in 8th grade when I had such a terrible stomach virus and fever that I fainted after throwing up in the BR as I headed down the hall back to the bedroom---until Therapist Jack. At the time I was seeking help for my ED, and the forms I had to fill out before going to this T would have put Scientology to shame. I don't recall anything about the actual first (or second) session, but as I got up to leave he hugged me. A new client! And I mean, it was bear hug. So I did what any surprised and horrified, trapped client would do and fainted plumb away, right down to the floor. He actually did it again after the second session (I guess to him the fainting meant, love it!), so down we went again. It was quite embarrassing and confusing at the time, but now I'm like, brilliant! Needless to say, I did not go back to Hug Attack Jack after that.