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been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-07-2019, 09:22 AM
RE: been laid up all week - Five of Hearts - 06-07-2019, 10:15 PM
RE: been laid up all week - The People - 06-08-2019, 06:20 PM
RE: been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-09-2019, 09:01 AM
RE: been laid up all week - The People - 06-10-2019, 10:32 PM
RE: been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-11-2019, 09:06 AM
RE: been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-11-2019, 09:06 AM
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RE: been laid up all week
Better than ever, thanks for asking. Sorry to rub it in but you did ask.

Maybe this crummy joalk will cheer you up

A woman walks in to a doctors practice and asks the doctor why she hears voices in in her head. The doctor holds his stethoscope to the woman's forehead and listens intently for a few minutes then declares "madam, I regret to inform you that you have DID. Oh my gosh! Exclaims the woman, are you sure? I am, replies the doctor. But can you really be sure? Replies the woman. Are there no other tests you can do? The doctor agrees to do some more tests and calls a black Labrador retriever into the room. The dog snuffs the woman's forehead for a few moments then turns to face the doctor and solemnly shakes it's head before leaving the room. Next a small black cat enters the room and gazes deeply at the woman's eyes before mournfully bowing it's head and leaving the room. Finally a black wood duck enters the room and quacks three times into the woman's left ear. Then the duck listens intently at the woman's right ear before sadly gazing at the woman's ears, shaking its head and slowly waddling away. Well that confirms it, said the doctor. You defiantly have DID. That will be $800 please. Eight hunted dollars!!! Exclaims the woman. Just to tell me I have DID. Well, begins the doctor, if you'd taken my word for it in the first place it would have been $150, but with the Lab report, the Cat scan and the Quacks assessment it's going to be $800!

Hope you get well soon
(This post was last modified: 06-07-2019, 10:16 PM by Five of Hearts.)
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been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-07-2019, 09:22 AM
RE: been laid up all week - Five of Hearts - 06-07-2019, 10:15 PM
RE: been laid up all week - The People - 06-08-2019, 06:20 PM
RE: been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-09-2019, 09:01 AM
RE: been laid up all week - The People - 06-10-2019, 10:32 PM
RE: been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-11-2019, 09:06 AM
RE: been laid up all week - mosaic - 06-11-2019, 09:06 AM

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