Alter Jokes

[Downtherabbithole]

My family doesn't know but oddly enough if I ever told them they'd prob be like ahh that's why u were like that.. But one thing my dad always would say when growing up and he'd drive somewhere n I'd ask if he wanted me to come in with him he'd say no stay here. Then as he would get out he'd say talk amonst yourselves ill be back in 5 ( or however long take him). Doesn't seem strange but when your alone in car ie after dad leaves and he says that it was funny especially now that I know bout condition he doesn't know how accurate he was. Oh he also used to say don't talk to strangers.but he meant strangers outside car, lol but don't think he knew I had strangers inside of me.. If he only knew. Lol