other names for MM we thought of but didn't use

[Five of Hearts]

all relate to MP in some way, most of these are in poor taste and are likely to offend (but not intentionally), just the way we think, and laugh at ourselves.
(all innuendos and double meanings are entirely intentional)

!!!!!!naughty words ahead!!!!!!



jaeger crew
bi-p@lar g@ngb@ng
bananas republic
peoples democratic republic of Tara
asylum seekers
five of cups
meat space cadets
fairly legal
but you just had a turn
outnumbered
how the f did i get here
don't remember eating that!
quiet please
fourbytwo
brain bugs
tropical f@ck storm
sugarmania
bodysnatchers
tinder for one
holding pattern
spin city
don't knock it ti'l you've tried it (for ignorant singletons)
forget me not's

there were more but forget.