Dear Google robots lite med

[dreamers]

Hey idiot artificially “ intelligent” search engine bots:
When I say I’m looking for topical ibuprofen that is the exact f-ing thing I want. I’m not looking for bio freeze or whatever the hell perform cooling gel is or ars*n*c or anything else!

This might be a surprise to you but we can read medical journals and we know that topical ibuprofen has been demonstrated to help with a particular skin issue we are having. So, no other arthritis cream is of interest yet. Ask us again when we are 90.
Just ordered ibuprofen gel from eBay from Australia because somehow the topical version isn’t approved here yet although the pills have been otc before we were born. It’s got to be a money issue. If topical ars*n*c is otc, they obviously aren’t too concerned with safety or anything important like that

[phoenix22]

Its available in the UK too..
I think Google is like a snide version of a schoolteacher who makes you feel like an idiot just for being there..I find myself shouting at my laptop more and more

[dreamers]

Thanks, I asked Daniel if he could send us some but he thinks that the current situation has messed with the post so much that we might not get it before Christmas of 25. Then I checked EBay which took a lot of convincing that I was really sure I didn’t mean pills but finally should my options from India or Australia. I went with Australia because I figured that being able to read the box was important.

[The People]

I hate that too. Especially when I am looking for a specific business in my city and they have me all over the country.